I know how to queue, I'm British

pasiphile:

so hands up if you wanted Clara to join Jenny and Vastra in a polyamorous lesbian inter-species trio of crime-fighting Victorian vigilantes

magicmumu:

meladoodle:

godlykesha:

meladoodle:

one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’

is this the same dad that once called you dad

no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home lab in the basement. speaking of that, the three armed one just got out again god damnit

Season three of Orphan Black sounds amazing.

hanjisama:

merry christmas heres your fucking ketchup

hanjisama:

merry christmas heres your fucking ketchup

hanjisama:

merry christmas heres your fucking ketchup

hanjisama:

merry christmas heres your fucking ketchup

hanjisama:

merry christmas heres your fucking ketchup

hanjisama:

merry christmas heres your fucking ketchup

kingcheddarxvii:

Look, YOU followed ME, that was YOUR decision, so if I wanna post my Guy Fieri fanfic then that’s what you’re gonna get on your dash with your poetry and pictures of pizza. That’s on you don’t lump me in with your crappy decision-making skills

thesafarizone:

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