finally a hearse pulls up
zombie arthur conan doyle climbs out of it and tells us all to fuck off
i can’t wait to decorate my christmas tree with all the undeserved organs of my victims
IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FUckIGN PRESS THE BUTTON LIKE
OH SHIT MAN MY LIFE IS FUCKING RUINED BUT AT LEAST I HAVE THIS TALKING CACTUS!!!
MOM BROUGHT FIVE GUYS HOME IM SO EXCITED OH MY GOD
clarification: five guys is a restaurant chain that specializes in gourmet burgers and fries i’m not having an orgy
I laughed way harder at this than I should’ve.
I STILL CANT BELIEVE THE LONGEST PIECE OF LITERATURE EVER IS A SUPER SMASH BROS BRAWL FANFICTION
it’s longer than war and peace and les mis combined, plus two pride and prejudices.
it trumps the world record for longest piece of literature by over two million words.
Okay my half assed googling estimates the sum total of those works on the second post to be around 1,350,000